Spirited leveller from Tommi Teacakes

In his own words:

"There's something wonderfully satisfying about spirit levels. Does yours have a magnetic strip Dyl I wonder?

The Spirit Level's Ode

I'm on the level, yeah
No lies on me.
Check for yourself mate!
Straight up - go on, see!

See, I'm the great leveller -
What you see is what you get.
No spin, no strings, no lies, no grief,
No calls you tomorrow or ask my mate Pete.

I treat everyone equal,
I don't bend the rules.
Nah, it ain't anti-discriminatory whatsit
That's just how it is!

I'm on the level, I'm tellin' ya -
Look with your eyes!
That's bang on the money
Ain't no surprise."